Well I went down to the collerina
I saw a big pig I just have to had
The wife told me I should
Proceed with caution
But oscar barked and said I like to take
A bite on that

And I say "I big boar, why don't
Ya come over here! "
Me and my dog wanna
Chew on your ear
Pick you up, put you in the
Back of my ute

We'll kill ya so fast it just
Funny, take ya to the chiller
Make lots of money
Then we'll come back and kill all ya family
Oscar and I was running through the lignum
We got to the pig, it looked like a grizzly bear
I gues it weighed about 180 kg

Oscar ran in but
It tossed him up in the air
Whe were there, for about half an hour
Trying to catch, that big darn old pig
Then linda turned up with
About seven pig dogs
Grab that boar and put it in the back of our rig

We said "hei, big boar why don't you come over here"
Me and my dog wanna chew on your ear
Pick you up, put you in the
Back of my ute
We'll kill ya so fast it just
Funny, take ya to the chiller
Make lots of money
Then we'll come back and kill all ya family
Then we'll come back the very next day
With a great big gun

And a butchers knife
Photographer, that's the wife
Kill 50 pigs
Get them seen him
Every hunting magazine
To all you city people if your dogs
Is looking bored
Take him out west where the weat it high
And put him on a boar and just say!