CAPTAIN STRAIGHT EDGE - I am Captain Straight Edge

I am Captain Straight Edge, and I am here to say
all you evil drug dealers are gonna see the day where you go down!
If you smoke you choke, you drink you stink
I'll shoot a laserbeam at you cuz
Captain STRAIGHT EDGE, I am Captain Straight Edge

I believe in straight edge, it's the only way
All you drunken maniacs are gonna see the day where you will die!
If you smoke you choke, you drink you stink
I'll shoot a fireball at you cuz
Captain STRAIGHT EDGE, he is Captain Straight Edge
THE AMAZING BREAKDOWN

LIFE IS JUST GOOD, DRUGS ARE BAD, LIFE IS GOOD, great, CAPTAIN STRAIGHT EDGE