Maokai used to own top, now he's just getting by
Remember Ryze, back when he had range to carry fights
What do I do when all my favorite champs
drive down Nerf Ave?

Azir's making me believe that I'm playing worse
but that just isn't right
Balances are overkill sometimes

Their always making changes to champs that I like
I can't even play Ziggs I miss him in his prime
And when I think that I found a new main to call mine
Their nerfing them every time

Mundo cleavers hit boxes thinner than iphone's
Yasuo's win rate is now lower than Galio's
What do I do when all my favorite champs
drive down Nerf Ave?

Veigar's making me believe
that I'm playing worse but that just isn't right
Balances are overkill sometimes

Their always making changes to champs that I like
I can't even play Ziggs I miss him in his prime
And when I think that I found a new main to call mine
Their nerfing them every time