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    Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun
    But those rides just aren't for everyone
    Bought my ticket I'ma have a run
    In the maze (WHOOOO!)
    If I don't come back or right away
    Give me time at least a half a day
    Don't just leave me lost and blown away
    In the maze (WHOOOO!)
    Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple
    And I'm Jimbo Jizm
    Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze
    Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out
    Let's meet today's volunteer
    This is Rick
    We like to call him Rick the Dick
    Dickface here is a wealthy entrepeneur
    Who smacks his wife around
    And buys his way in and out of everything
    Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze
    What up bitch? I'm Violent J
    I'll be your guide for today, k?
    Good, got mad doors and mad floors
    Hallways, crawlways, walls for nedens
    Make a left just before you make a right
    And your left should be to your right
    If your lefts right, right?
    Good, begin the show
    Go on ahead boy and open up the first door
    Welcome to a theatrical thriller
    Meet Jack Doobie a serial killer
    With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow
    You get it back if you make it out though
    Fuck ain't no use crying all day
    You need to take your bitch ass back down the hallway
    You gotta be a man at least you learned
    Everything you get in the maze you've earned
    Keep runnin times a tickin on the clock
    You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock
    Turn right it might look the same
    But you makin tracks through the room of thumbtacks
    This really ain't shit
    About a million tacks and the room spins a bit
    If you stay on your feet you'll be okay
    Oh let me get out of your way
    Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff
    That's right Jimbo
    He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that
    You can always witness spectacles truly amazing
    Within the amazing maze
    Let's see where else Rick's adventures
    Will lead the little dickwipe
    Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your balls
    Pick 'em all out and head right back down the halls
    What's this? Dead end, doors locked
    It's a long way back, just knock
    Oh should've turned around no doubt
    Ain't nuthin that we got to sit and argue about
    Keep going make a left, right left
    Now run straight ahead some more
    Open up the door
    Slide in the sheets, nice breeze
    Relax ninja take it with ease
    The maze is a place of magic
    Many surprises, your dick rises
    Lay down expect the best
    In comes your lover with a hairy chest
    Hello sexy I'm grim love
    Let me have a look at your uhh milk dud
    Aww shit you fell for that
    I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped
    All that dissin of the opposite sex
    And look who just got they butthole flexed
    Wait! What's that?
    The walls are closing in, fuck dat
    Hurry run for your life
    Ohh he'll be alright
    How's that sit with you Jimbo?
    First he gets plugged with bullets
    Then he gets his butt plugged
    I think he's a fuckin idiot, Jeff
    I mean what kind of asshole
    Can't find his way out of this maze?
    You gotta be a real dickbuffer
    To wind up here in the first place
    Right you are Jimbo
    Let's watch the big dick fuck up some more
    Alrighty ain't no need to fear
    If there's a way out it's gotta be near
    Hey yo look a phone
    You still got one good arm so it's on
    Can you hear? Ahh tongue in your ear
    Drop it the phones got a life of it's own
    Kiss me man hey come on
    Slip down the slide go faster
    Bed of nails, disaster
    Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door
    Woods, trees you're outside
    Lots of places for creeps to hide
    Watch your step, AHHHH, backdraft
    Caught your foot and the ankles left
    Creepin off with your stump
    Feel something in the rump
    Holla's, yeah they gonna get you
    How does it feel bitch get the picture
    Back indoors hey at last
    Look at your family behind the glass
    They look weird, they're sayin something
    Listen up, you've fucked up, you've fucked up
    Oooh they're laughin and they're pointing at you
    At least you know what they're sayins true
    It's one last door you made it home, or
    Or what? Once again it's on
    Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun
    But those rides just aren't for everyone
    Bought my ticket I'ma have a run
    In the maze (WHOOOO!)
    If I don't come back or right away (Hey)
    Hey man cut that shit
    What the fuck man, happy friendly shit man
    Fuck dat
    It's supposed to be wicked in this bitch man

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