Captain: Your mission was to land on the dirt ball and explore it thoroughly. You were to monitor the activities of a common life on the dirt ball and study people's lifestyles; their general habits of living in their strange society.
Captain: Have you done that Galecto Inspector:
Galecto: Yes I have Captain.
Captain: Very well, may we have your report?
Galecto: A strange place this dirt ball is A lot of guns a lot of rich folk spittin' on bums A lot of hoodlums. These are just the bums that are really pissed off
Galecto: Probably cuz they've been ripped off By the system.
Galecto: Cops They ride around in little cars And throw folk behind bars Like little jars They're supposed to be there just to serve and protect But they just punch faces a lot, and choke necks Then they got the higher ups they call judges And they rule the land This I don't understand First of all they like to dress this bitch up in a robe On top of all that
Galecto: He's mad old.
Galecto: And he hates anybody that lives different than he did Back when he was a kid But that shit was like 400 years ago Captain
Captain: Yes Galecto
Galecto: I just don't know Any kid that was going to jail
Galecto: He'd look me dead in the face and say "stale" Then my cloaking device must've went dead
Galecto: Cuz that old ass judge looked at me and said...
Chorus: This is our world, this is our world, this our world So get the fuck out
This is our world, this is our world, this is our world So get the fuck out
Captain: Very interesting, thank you Galecto Inspector. Now probes Data (day-ta) and Data (da-ta) do you read me?
Both: Yes, here sir.
Captain: What information were you able to gather for us on your recent voyage to the dirt ball?
Prof. Data (da-ta): This is Professor Data. My transmission signal is weak and communications shattered. We came in contact with several different specimens of life.
Dr. Data (day-ta: Everything has gotta price even if it's wrong or right. Upon sight, people judge and stereotype Their forms of government and religion are glorified.
Prof. Data: Purified as the waters that are now polluted Members of the flock recruited for duty locked up or instituted.
Dr. Data: This is Dr. Data I phased with the planet to see how they medicate her She's high off the cane Depending how you slang You can get most anything From a nickel bag of grain To a lucy worth of cane
Prof. Data: Maintain communications, Data here again. Their leader is determined by the vote of many men. Although he's only human, and slightly overweight He controls and manipulates their whole United States.
Dr. Data: I called to the White Castle Secret Service on the phone giving me a hassle He said the information I requested was denied. Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped and replied:
Captain: Judging by the information so far collected, the dirt ball may not be the ideal place to land our craft. After receiving this information we'll make the final judgment. Fleek, are you there?
Fleek: I'm here, but hold up Captain Cuz this ain't good I'm getting chased by some fat rednecks in white hoods I think they're trying to kill me
Captain: Well what do you mean?
Fleek: It's seems they've gotta problem with the fact that I'm green. I guess on the dirt ball they all hate each other If it ain't where you're from, it's your skin color. Let me get my phasertron out Hold up
Captain: What was that?
Fleek: I smoked them. But what really fucking turns my tentacles Is there relationships They swell each other's lips I see men that ain't shit in their daily life So they come home drunk And beat their wife She forgives him when he said he didn't mean it You ask me they can both suck my petty lip I give up Captain Beam me back to Zelaloovie Oh, another thing they love to watch horror movies But you're not allowed to be scary on a CD They tried to ban this one group ICP I went and seen them in concert Jay grabbed me by the head Then he took his microphone and said: