Honey thighs
I remember your name
We've been talking about you
In the pub again
Hypnotized
By your dance with a snake
If only we were still watching you
A pair on the stage

There's no nice strippers in our pub no more
There's no nice strippers in our pub no more
No more
No more
There's no nice strippers in our pub no more
There's no nice strippers in our pub no more
No more
No more

Honey thighs
I remember your name
You were queen of the prick tease
A sensual hurricane
Mesmerized
By your dance of the frills
Men would stand to attention
Dogs were wagging their tails

There's no nice strippers in our pub no more
There's no nice strippers in our pub no more
No more
No more
There's no nice strippers in our pub no more
There's no nice strippers in our pub no more
No more
No more

There's no nice strippers in our pub no more
There's no nice strippers in our pub no more
No more
They're showing us everything
No more
It's putting me off my drink
There's no nice strippers in our pub no more
There's no nice strippers in our pub no more
No more
They're letting it all hang out
No more
There's nothing to dream about