Oh, come and see the opening band
Now that you've got your tickets and beverages in hand
They look so tired
Sound uninspired
Guitars are secondhand
'Cause no one likes an opening band

And nobody likes the opening band
Their set time's far too early
And I've never heard of them
And chances are
They wont go far
Career is sure to end
'Cause no one likes an opening band

Oh, unfamiliar things will make us nervous
But singing here for you
Gives me a purpose, so

Take pity on the opening bands
'Cause no one came to see them
Except their mom and dad
But if you lend an ear and give them
Just one little chance

You may just like the
You may just like the
You may just like the opening
Band!