Up on the Fifth Floor
Harvey Nics
Down to Claridges
And Trader Vics
Mai Tai baby or a Singapore Sling
Get your cards behind the bar and get the cocktails in
Follow me to the Match Bar

For Whiskey Sour
Down to the Sanderson
For happy hour
Margaritas or the Pink Champagne
We've all gone to Blakes cos it's cocktail night again

A social evening with a touch of class sweet woman

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Honey I've got the van
So let's go to Cannes
We could do Manhattans
At the Juan Lapin
Carlton Casino and the Nova Hilton Bar
Drive out to the Cap where the cocktails are

All your favourite drinks in the same glass, sweet woman

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All your favourite drinks in the same glass, sweet woman
And if you want to go off-piste, well all you've to do is ask

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