Until I had a kid
I never really thought I'd need to change
But I did, haha
When you have a child, the rest gets rearranged
All that matters is
You raised 'em to keep ridin' when you're gone
You hop off your horse
And smile as she climbs on

As I take the reigns
Of a herd that stretches back 'til the first days
I can see
That this is who you knew that I could be

So take care and heed the folks
who stick beside you as you ride
Ain't got nothin' without family by our side

Now grab your partner by the tail and tie 'em like a hog

Now twirl 'em like a lasso
and then chuck 'em in the bog (Ha)

Now throw your weird son in the ring
and tell him it's a showdown

(Yeouch)
Until you're beaten black and blue

It's not a Wackford Hoedown

Now kick your cousin in the dick

We're fighting 'til you call it

Then whoever's smacked with this here glove
you toss 'em in the brawl pit

A fight can settle any grudge

Damn, I miss my hometown

Ain't over 'til you're spittin' blood

It's a good old Wackford Hoedown

Yeehaw!

Get back here, boys

All that matters are the kin who keep
on fighting by your side (Yoo-hoo)
Every punch and stab helps keep our ways alive
So take care and heed the folks
who stick beside you as you ride
Ain't got nothing without family 'til we die (Die)

It's a good old Wackford Hoedown!