You shouldn't laugh in a chuch - it's evil
Don't clap your hands for a man - it's evil
You wish charisma is good - it's evil
Don't praise the Lord with a dance - it's evil

Hear the tritone in music? We know it's evil
Too heavy music is loud - it's evil
How dare you doubt me? Oh, how evil!
Maybe you think this song is evil?

Have you heard them say
you're somehow wrong?
Even Jesus was accused so!

Forgive me Father, I still can't see
There's a giant beam
in my eye and I can't beat it
There's a million opinions
telling me how I should be
to give them what they need

Forgive me Father, I still can't hear
there's a lot of fear
in my mind, I tend to feed it

If you're sure of yourself and
know this is an evil song
could even you be wrong?

Block your chimney from Santa - I'm sure he's evil
If you're a redhead you must be evil
Don't give your pumpkin a smile - it's evil
How can you know what is truly evil?

Hate!
Jealousy!
Bitterness!
Sin