They call him The Weasle
Wait no, no one calls him that
Ok, how bout this?
No one calls him The Weasle,
But they should
Ron Weasley is my best friend
Even though no one calls him The Weasle

You have the best looks upon your face
Where do you get that expression of disbelief?
Your pet rat
Nearly killed us all
We'll forgive you
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

They call him The Weasle
No wait Harry, fix that
Yeah . . . right
No one calls him The Weasle,
But they should
Ron Weasley is my best friend
Even though no one calls him The Weasle

Do you remember the time
When you were burping up those slugs?
That was so cool
That's what you get
For using a broken wand
And what were you thinking
When you stole your dad's car to get to school?
But I'll forgive you
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

They should call him The Weasle

They call him The Weasle
No they don't, no one calls him that
Ok, how bout this:
No one calls him The Weasle,
But they should
Ron Weasley is my best friend
Even though no one calls him the weasle

You have the best looks upon your face
Where do you get that expression of disbelief?
Your pet rat
Nearly killed us all
We'll forgive you
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

They call him The Weasle
Woah wait harry, fix that
Yeah . . . right
No one calls him the weasel,
But they should
Ron Weasley is my best friend
Even though no one calls him The Weasle

Do you remember the time
When you were burping up those slugs?
That was so cool
That's what you get
For using a broken wand
And what were you thinking
When you stole your dad's car to get to school?
But I'll forgive you
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

They should call him The Weasle