Oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz?
My friends all drive porsches, and I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends.
Oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz?

Oh lord, won't you buy me a color tv?
"dialing for dollars" is trying to find me.
I wait home for delivery each day until 3.
Oh lord, won't you buy me a color tv?

Oh lord, won't you buy me a night out on the town?
I'm counting on you lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round.
Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?