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    In the keep of Gwar much torment remained
    Despite all the bodies hacked in twain
    So many had died in the viscous campaign
    That the femurs alone made a fine mountain

    The master was no longer Gwar's sovereign
    Of wealth and women they had none to gain
    What goal was left for them to attain
    So Oderus did call for conclave

    First came Balsac his council was wise
    His war axe gleamed he was a loyal knight
    Plus forty dancing bears he did provide
    Then, first in prowess he stood his lord beside

    Beefcake the Mighty his ass was wide
    Brought Eighty laden oxen, he was a good ally
    Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
    For many hours he barked at the tribe

    But then, timely, the catering arrived
    Booze, drugs, food, 400 mule loads high
    Flattus Maximus this he did supply
    And now the mighty brothers of Gwar did bind

    They will to journey and slay without plan
    Bring siege and terror to the cities of man
    Open Oberammergau
    Like hell was a womb, it tore

    And from the wound the creatures pour
    Troll, Goblin, Manticore
    Siege machine and armored whore
    there will be battle like never before

    The surface world learned of the malice
    Black Pope, ususrper, he saw through the veil
    They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
    Africa, bitter fruit she tasted

    Ensign of industry, let it be raised
    There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
    his legions beneath, through the valleys they raced
    Chariots they rode, their skulls were iron plated

    Belching fire, freshly painted
    8000 battalions of knights freshly sainted
    But before the fought the were vaccinated
    To protect them from the AIDS that had been created

    To continue the reign of the Black Pope unabated
    The people at home got a version G-Rated
    Here Gwar invaded
    Began the violation

    The war barges, forecastles swarming
    Disgorging the troops, formations forming
    The low drone, of the horning
    Sounding a call, then a warning

    A nuclear salvo where Gwar was encroaching
    Within a second ten legions were toasting
    Balsac said "did iyou feel something"?
    The lord was not boasting

    The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
    Still they are forming armor detrains
    They send forth a captain, OJ, by the name
    Flattus struck him in the brain

    Burst the helmet made two parts of the mind
    chopped trough his gorget, through chest, into spine
    And the good captians blood flowed like wine
    Flattus said "so ends a cowards time"

    Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
    He hurls his axe with greater force
    To smite Regis with terrible force
    his sheild breaks, his hauberk unsews

    The axe bursts through the chest and torso
    Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
    and with that axe the soul from body goes
    Said Jizmak "that was a heavy blow"

    Beefcake the Mighty dotted with spew
    His sword falls skulls burst in two
    The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
    Thousands of warriors he does this too

    Piling up corpses of those he slew
    until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
    Balsac said "He is a princely lord"
    Said Beefcake "yes it is true"

    Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
    Foreheads explode, entrails whirl
    Breaking open brain-pans as well
    Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell

    Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing the brain
    The blade continued through meat and membrane
    Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
    There ends this tale, that much is plain

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