Have you ever been to American wedding?

Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?

where is the musicians that got the taste

Where is the supply that gonna last three days?

Where is the band that like Fanfare.

Gonna keep it goin' 24 hours

Ta-tar-ranta-ta-ta

Super taran-ta taran-ta ran-ta ta

Instead it's one in the mornin'

and Dj is patchin' up the cords

Everybody's full of cake

Staring at the floor

Proper couples start to mumble

That it's time to do

People gotta get up early

Yep, they gotta go

People gotta get up early

And she's gotta boyfriend

And this whole fucking thing

Is just a one huge disappointment

Ta-tar-ran-ta

Nothing gets these bitches going

not even Gypsy Kings

nobody talks about my Supertheory

of Supereverythings!

So be you Donald Trump

Or be an anarchist

Make sure that your wedding

Doesn't end up like this

I understand the cultures

Of a different kind

But here word celebration

Just doesn't come to mind