Nightfall, and you head to the show

A ticket is clutched in your hand

Wearing a vest made of denim

With patches of your favorite bands

You get to the club

And the first band is totally lame

These posers are into the nu-school

They have t-i-o-n in their name!

Our riffs decapitate them, our solos shred their skin

My drums obliterate them, let the massacre begin!!!

Up from the pit

We launch an assault on the stage

Hatchets are buried in craniums

In a frenzy of psychotic rage

Killing machines

Necks are all broken and slashed

We came here to conquer, we came here to rule

WE CAME HERE TO SPLATTERTHRASH!!!!!

Our riffs decapitate them, our solos shred their skin

My drums obliterate them, let the massacre begin!!!

SPLATTERTHRASH!!! BANG YOUR FUCKING HEAD!!!

SPLATTERTHRASH!!! SLAY THE LIVING, EAT THE DEAD!!!

SPLATTERTHRASH!!! MOSHING LIKE A FOOL!!!

SPLATTERTHRASH!!! LIVE FOR METAL, DIE FOR GHOUL!!!

End of the show

And on to the next shitty dive

The scenesters who got on the guest list

Paid with their poserish lives

But you survived

Your metal turned out to be True

You slammed in the pit and you didn't take shit

A Numbskull, through and through

Our riffs decapitate them, our solos shred their skin

My drums obliterate them, let the massacre begin!!!