I got you under my drawers In the dresser in the corner of my room There with the socks and the shorts Sits my favorite photograph of you It's a picture I took of you one time When we were on vacation at the beach (Where's the beach?) It's right there behind you attached to ocean Right under the sky above the beach (There's the beach) I got you under my drawers (Drawers) In the dresser in the corner of my room (Room) It's there with the socks and the shorts (Socks) I got the picture, but I don't have you You see about 5 seconds after I took the picture I giant crab came out of the ocean and took you away (Far away) I hear your married now with little crabs of your own And if I saw you on the street I'd look away (Look away) I think maybe I'll clean out my drawers The ones in the dresser in the corner of my room I'll throw out all my socks and my shorts Who needs underpants, when I don't have you? *Sigh* La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la Boy oh boy am I happy now, oh boy La la la la la la la, la la la la everybody sing La la la la don't you know a word. One more time! La-la-la, la la-la-la, la la-la-la, la la-la-la La la-la-la, la la-la-la-la la la la La-la-la la la la la la....... La la....la la la la la Oh man!