I’m 6. It’s 4pm Time to P. A. R. T. Y I’m going in I don’t know what good is But I know I’m not looking it I thought 9 11 happened to Big Ben I’m 6 Hair like Dennis I wish I was Dennis Pit in my stomach I’m 6 I don’t want my mum But I do want someone who can tell me what to do I might drink something blue Then the jockey comes through with This is something new The Caspa Slide part 2 Featuring the Platinum Band And this time I’m leaving early Everyone’s your friend when you do The Hokey Cokey, surely I think I did my hair wrong But then I wouldn’t really know I’m 6 I don’t want to stay But I don’t want to go I want the teacher to hold my hand I think I might pretend I need the toilеt My mind’s unravelling secretly Likе a big fruit winder I’ve got no money for blue drinks But the best things in life are free And everything’s free if you steal it Dennis wouldn’t pay Then here comes anyone I’m off Here comes anyone I’m 6 I’m on my own again Always on my own again The cha cha slide can’t do it And Saturday night can’t do it And oops upside can’t do it And all my best knee slides can’t do it The cha cha slide can’t do it And Saturday night can’t do it And oops upside can’t do it And all my best knee slides can’t do it I’m on my own again Always on my own again I’m 6