Hot sun beating down
Burning my feet just walking around
Hot sun making me sweat
Gators getting close
hasn't got me yet

I can't dance
I can't talk
Only thing about me
is the way I walk

I can't dance
I can't sing
I'm just standing here
selling everything

Blue jeans sitting on the beach
Her dogs talking to me
but she's out of reach
She's got a body under that shirt
But all she wants to do
is rub my face in the dirt

'Cause, I can't dance
I can't talk
The only thing about me
is the way I  walk

I can't dance
I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling
Oh and checking everything is in place
You never know who's looking on

Young punk spilling beer on my shoes
Fat guy's talking to me trying
to steal my blues
Thick smoke see her smiling through
I never thought so much could happen
just shooting pool

But I can't dance
I  can't talk
The only thing about me
is the way that I walk

I can't dance
I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling
Oh and checking everything is in place
You never know who's looking on

A perfect body with a perfect face

No, I can't dance
I can't talk
The only thing about me
is the way I walk

No, I can't dance
I can't sing
I'm just standing here
selling everything

No, I can't walk
No, I can't dance
No, I can't dance
No, I said I can't sing