It's hard describin' a heartache,
Oh cuz it's a one of a kind a thing.
Serious injury and a whole lot of endless pain.
If it was a storm, I'd compare it to a hurricane.
Oh it's even got a name.

If it was a drink,
It would be a strong one.
If it was a sad song,
It would be a long one.
If it was a colour,
It would be deep deep blue.
But if we're talkin' about a heartache,
It would be you.

If there was a full moon,
It would a total eclipse.
If it was a tidle wave,
It would sink a thousand ships.
If it was a blizzard,
It would record breaking cold.
If it was a lie,
It would be the biggest story you've ever told.

If it was a colour,
It would deep deep blue.
But if we're talkin' 'bout a heartache,
It would be you.