I wake up, turn on my tv
Never thought my shampoo could kill me
I walk outside, look up to the sky
So many chem-trails are passing by
I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
Government mind control, Mk Ultra
Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus

I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus
Friday cruising on the freeway
Glen Beck says Jesus can save me
Well shit, that'd be pretty nice
'Cause this feels like hell
Hey, Matt... I hear Guantanamo
Has pretty comfy cells

I wish I could get taken by an alien race
But I don't think
That I could get through Tsa
I just wanna watch porno
Without the Nsa flagging me
I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
Fluoride water, foreign drone strikes
Blah, blah, blah, blah, fuck Monsanto

I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
Blah, blah, blah, blah, miley cyrus
I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
Mainstream media, praise and worship
Blah, blah, blah, blah, Fox News channel

I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
Government mind control, Mk Ultra
Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus

I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
(Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus).