Has anybody ever seen Ms. Pinky?
Hey, now you're gonna know what I'm talking about


We're gonna dedicate this whole song to Ms. Pinky
For those of you who don't know about ms
We recently visited that colorful country finland
And were met at the airport by a gentleman named erik
Erik sees us everytime we go to finland
He's a very nice person
He collects autographs and gives us presents
And when we left finland
Erik gave me a magazine to read on the airplane
It was one of his favorite books
Now a lot of people have heard
Quite a bit about danish pornography
But have you ever heard of finnish pornography?
It's real different
He gave me a finnish pornographic magazine
That had some girls in it that I couldn't even believe
That they would take pictures of 'em
There was one or two in there that looked like
Grace slick but the rest of 'em were hurtin', really hurtin'
And of course the quality of the color photography
Was just a little bit too far in the red direction
You know, they printed too much red and they were showing
A lot of girls with red shoes, big like this
But when it got down to the business-like details
Of that interesting zone between the legs
These hunks of meat hanging down
From the little bushes of hair
All looked like they were horribly infected!
Anyway, thumbing through the magazine
There was an advertisement in there for a product
It's a lonely person product
And I know you have quite a few lonely person products
Here in denmark
There's so many shops
That are dedicated to the needs of the lonely german
The lonely italian, the lonely american and the lonely spanish
Person that drifts into your territory
Now, there are many lonely person products
You know, the most basic of all of these is the vibrator
And uh, it, it can be very usefull
And entertaining used properly
But when you start branching out
To little things like rover's reamer
Has anybody ever seen rover's reamer?
It's a plastic dog dick about this long
With a crank in the end of it
Now that is definitely a lonely person product
And Ms. Pinky is another one of those
Special lonely person products
Ms. Pinky is shorter than the average girl
Because she doesn't have a body, all she's got is a head
She's got a rubber head and her eyes are closed
And her mouth is wide open and she's got her lips
Rolled back over her teeth so she doesn't hurt you very much
And she's washable
So we're gonna dedicate this song to Ms. Pinky
For all the good work that she has done for everybody
Who sent away for her in the finnish magazine
And especially for the guy in the back
Who has probably got Ms. Pinky sitting in his lap right now
Tucked away underneath of his overcoat
Just down there, having a good time