You really made a mess of it
But this one takes the cake
Self-loathing's got the best of you
There's almost nothing left to hate

I'm the black eye specialist
I make the best of you
Cover up the "accident"
Make you good as new

I think I speak for everyone
We don't hate you
We create you
This is not an intervention
But there's a price to pay
You'll have to live with yourself

It isn't like you asked for it
You're just about to break
It isn't indefensible
There's only so much you can take

I'm the black eye specialist
Make the best of you
Cover up the "accident"
Make you good as new

I think I speak for everyone
We don't hate you
We create you
This is not an intervention
But there's a price to pay
You'll have to live with yourself

I think I speak for everyone
We don't hate you
We create you
This is not an intervention
But there's a price to pay
You'll have to live with yourself