Don't wanna stay in and watch TV - Let's go down the pub
Want to escape from reality - Let's go down the pub
Don't wanna know about another war - Let's go get drunk down the pub
Booze and birds you're living for - Let's go down the pub

That's where you go with the lads
Gonna drink, trying to forget
Till closing time, then you're off
Then you're off, straight home to bed

Chorus (2x):
Down the pub ... Down the pub ... Down the pub we go

Had an argument with your girl tonight - Let's go down the pub
Wanna get drunk and start a fight - Let's go down the pub
Don't wanna talk about the news you've heard - Let's go get drunk down the pub
Better chat up a pretty bird - Let's go down the pub

That's where you go with the lads
Gonna drink, trying to forget
Till closing time, then you're off
Then you're off, straight home to bed

Chorus (2x)

Life, they say, is so much fun - Let's go down the pub
Don't think about the things you've done - Let's go down the pub
Just ignore all trouble ahead - Let's go get drunk down the pub
Buy us another round instead - Let's go down the pub

That's where you go with the lads
Gonna drink, trying to forget
Till closing time, then you're off
Then you're off, straight home to bed

Chorus (2x)

... Down the pub we go
... Down the pub
... Down the pub
... Down the pub we go