There's a clock on the wall and it's moving too slow
It's got hours to kill and a lifetime to go
And I'm holding my breath 'til I hear the last bell
Then I'm coming out hard and I'm giving 'em hell

Cause I'm a superstar and you don't even know it
In a wonder bra and you don't even know it
You're so blah blah and you don't even know it
I'm like, au revoir and you don't even know it

There's a path I've planned (And you don't even know it)
To the promised land (And you don't even know it)
And you won't understand (And you don't even know it)
Cos you're my backing band (And you don't even know it)

And it's the Jamie show (And you don't even know it)
'Cause you're meh, so-so (And you don't even know it)
And sorta slow (And you don't even know it)
And I'm go go go (And you don't even know it)

I've got the dreams I've got the style
I've got the moves to make you smile
So kiss my ass goodbye

Cos I'm gonna be the one

I'm on my way, I won't be turned
Your stupid lessons I've unlearned
And I'll be free to fly

And I'm gonna kiss the sun

'Cause baby I'm a hit (And you don't even know it)
I'm the shit (And you don't even know it)
Yeah, I'm lit (And you don't even know it)
I'm a blockbuster (And you don't even know it)

And I'm rising fast (And you don't even know it)
I'm an atom blast (And you don't even know it)
Yeah the past is past (And you don't even know it)
I'll be free at last (And you don't even know it)

The wasted years, the shitty days
Your boring nights, your dull cliches
Get off and hit the track

'Cause I'm gonna be the one

You're in my lane, you're in my light
Get out my way I'm taking flight
And I ain't coming back

And I'm gonna kiss the sun

And if ever you find life is getting you down
Well there's a party to start in a new part of town
Where there's a guest list of one and the name's Jamie New
And if you ask me real nice I might sign you in too

'Cause baby I'm a hit (And you don't even know it)
Legit (And you don't even know it)
You better give me room (And you don't even know it)
For my va-va voom (And you don't even know it)

And I'm coming up (And you don't even know it)
In a double D cup (And you don't even know it)
When a boy's this stacked (And you don't even know it)
He's the headline act (And you don't even know it)

And the boys in the class go

Oh oh

And the girls in the class go

Hey ho

All the boys make some noise say

Oh oh

All the girls give a twirl say

Hey hey hey

The boys like

Me got big car
Me got big dollar
And me got big dick

The girls like

We superstar
We gonna holla
Til' the beat gets sick

The beat gets sick the beat gets sick

We gonna holla

And we got big dick

Dick goin' swing
Dick goin' swing
Dick goin' swing

It's a tiny little thing

Introducing Miss Hedge!
And teacher says

Kids keep braggin'
And my days keep dragging

But hey who what you gonna do

No use preachin'
'Cause I gave up teaching

But hey who what you gonna do

I ain't lyin' when I call them trouble
They be cray cray double on double
Yeah yeah nowhere bustin' their bubble
Bringin' it down on their head like rubble

Tell it like it is but they don't wanna know it
Life don't owe you know you owe it

Life don't owe you know you owe it

Go Jamie, go Jamie
It's your birthday
It's your birthday

Go Jamie
Go Jamie
Go Jamie
Go Jamie, go!

I've got the dreams, I've got the style
I've got the moves to make you smile
So kiss my ass goodbye

Cos I'm gonna be the one

And when you're old, like 32
You'll all remember Jamie New
The kid who learned to fly

Cos I'm gonna kiss the sun

Oh baby I'm the shit (And you don't even know it)
So admit (And you don't even know it)
Yeah I'm a hit (And you don't even know it)
Just a bit (And you don't even know it)

And I'm smoking hot (And you don't even know it)
And I've got the lot (And you don't even know it)
What I got (And you don't even know it)
You have not

We don't even know it (You don't even know it)
We don't even know it (You don't even know it)
She don't even know it (You don't even know it)
He don't even know it (You don't even know it)
We don't even know it (You don't even know it)
She don't even know it (You don't even know it)
He don't even know it (You don't even know it)

And you don't even know it