Epic rap battles of history!
Ellen degeneres!
Versus!
Oprah winfrey!
Begin!

Hey God, it's me, ellen
can I ask you a question?
How do I tell my friend oprah
she's gonna get more whipped than stedman?
I'll make her head spin
when it comes to rhymes I got a penchant
So battling me is your intention
I better mention
You're about to get licked by a lesbian
Oh! Knock you off your throne
take a shot at everything you own
I got the skill to make doctor phil say

I think you better just leave her alone

You can tell rachel ray
that my favorite recipe
Is chopping oprah winfrey up
into a million little pieces

I'm the queen of tv
and I'm here to destroy ya
So check under your seat
because I got something for ya!
You can't even hope to be
as half as dope as oprah
I'll attract my hands around your throat
and deepak choke ya!
Girl, your show's a petting zoo
you do a week on kittens
And you dance like a chicken
who snuck into drunk kitchen
You played a fish with brain damage
I'm a nominated actress
Name synonymous with power!
Spell it forwards or backwards

Yes, you've got that power (power)
and yes I've got those kittens (kittens)
I also feature puppies
talented children and mittens
I like cute things that make people smile
Make everybody feel good for a while
Do a little dance and the crowd goes wild
Kick you right back to the miracle mile
I thought I told ya
your daytime reign is over
I'm jumping over oprah
like I'm tom cruise on a sofa
From abc to lgbt, to nbc and now it's all me
I'm the best mc and the biggest star
I'll bite you in the ass
like the tax on a free car

Your mouth is writing checks
your mullet can't cash, lady!
I'll lodge my fabulous shoe
up your suitpants, baby
You follow my lead
cause I paved the road for ya
You drive behind me in a second-hand porsche
Check the fortune 500, I'm a media wonder
The dalai lama
and obama memorized my cell number
Try to beef with me
I'll make the whole market crash
Honey, once you go oprah

You can't go back

Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
You decide!
You decide!
You decide!
You decide!
Epic rap battles of history!