Hold your horses
Steady now
Cos we're floating precariously
And therefore, futhermore frivolously on tectonic plates

And everything we stand on
And everything we stand for
Is rather unstable right now

So i think i'll kill some time
And have you done medium rare
But i think i'll tease my palette with some crudites
Just to prepare

You see we've had a joker in the pack now for quite some time
So i think it's about time we roast this swine
Ahhh
This is a crock of xxxx i refuse to be fed
So knuckle down and use your head
Cut it sunshine burn it up you ponce
Then on the other dish is a vol-au-vents lol
Ha ha!
Now i think we should take a leaf from the promised book (burn it up burn it up)
Now i think we should take a leaf from the promised book (burn it up burn it up) ?

Lets throw it up and start again
Lets throw it up and start again
Shoo!

Nicely does it now...
Steady...
Halt...
Halt...
Have some of this one (?)
Oh yeah!

Oh that was great
My compliments to the chef
Im very satisfied
You know i'll be sure to dine here again
A fine cuisine
Stuffed cheeks were very agreeable
All in all a splendid spread