I?m having a party but you?re not invited

Pizza and fizzy-pop it?s all so exciting

Sardines and musical chairs

What a shame that you?re not here

But you?re not my friend anymore

You?ve made your position quite clear from your

distance

What crime have I done that negates my existence?

Me and all of my other chums

Will sit and talk till the evening comes

Cos you?re not our friend anymore

We?ll have fezzek

And everyone leaves with a present

Kisses and hugs it?s so pleasant

Peaceful, and I

I hate you, I hope that you die

I?m having a party and I hope that you know this

Spend Friday alone and pretend not to notice

All of the stupid things you?ve done

I know and I?m telling everyone

Cos you?re not my best friend anymore

And tomorrow I will find a new friend

From the new friend shop

And my friend you are not

And I hate you as much as I miss you