Artist: Madd Rapper f/ Eminem(uhh, hell yea man, hm, oh fuck yeah when I'm not at home, beating my shit to death I'm listening to the Madd Rapper's album This is Ken Kaniff, and I'm still mad as hell...fuck you)
(Eminem) I'm crazy with this razor with this razor I'm crazy With this crazor I'm razy, razor crazed I'm crazy! (Ok I'm Re-Loaded!!) Go Bring Jay-Z!!! (Tell them him I'ma ghostwrite for him!!) Over Dre's Beats!!! Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket At the banquet and started to spank it (AHHH!!) Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank At the clerk and handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her But I didn't take nothing (Thanks!) Every bullet came from the same gun Just from different angles, cause I was pickin' strange places to aim from (Mad Rapper: Man, I bet you 50 bucks you won't jump out the window Shady) <crash> (Ahhhh!!) Pay me
(Madd Rapper) Psych, no way fucked up in the head Shot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed (Wait, wait, wait) I'm a crazy mothafucka might shoot me a fed Or I just might start a fist fight instead See as far as the dough go I go loco, see me pumpin gas at your local Sunoco Stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa Jump turnstyles, then run from po po
Chorus: (2x) Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs, we crazy Madd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY!!!)
(Madd Rapper) Yo yo, i wish I'd been aborted My pockets got a shortage Everything I wanna floss I can't afford it I'm tryin to sell a O', my pops tryin' to snort it My daughter's babysitter is about to be deported I'm mad cause I still stand in line for clubs Mad cause my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (God Dammit Spike!!!) Feeling kinda crazy now, I just might flip out Slim Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like... (Eh.... Oh... Dude... That shit's crazy man... oohhhh..... This is incredible... ohhh....) Fuck that Slim keep that for yourself You a crazy white dude and u need some help, word
(Eminem) I got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous home What would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone? I'm straight viscious I hit you with plates and dishes Leave you eight stitches, what I'm gay cause I hate bitches? Slut dont be nice to me, I've had it with girls And i'll still be mad at the world, even if it apoligized to me (Sorry!) You're hearing the last thoughts of a man about to blow his fuckin' brains out Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse Spread out on a blood stained couch In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house I'm sicker than Boy George picturin' Michael Jackson In little boys' drawers shoppin' at toy stores **whistling** Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented I'll throw a stroller at u, with a baby in it Go ahead pull the plug, think I won't smack you I just dropped a fuckin' pill mom, dont vacuum!!!