(uhh, hell yea man, hm, oh fuck yeah when im not at home, beating my shit to death I'm listening to the Madd Rapper's album This is Ken Kaniff, and i'm still mad as hell...fuck you)
(Eminem) I'm crazy with this razor with this razor im crazy with this crazor im razy, razor crazed im crazy! (ok im unloaded!) GO BEAT JAY Z! (tell them im the ghostwrite form) ON DRE"S BEAT! ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket at the banquet and started to spank it came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank at the clerk & handcuffed her ankles at the safe and thanked her, but i didnt take nothin every bullet came from the same gun just from different angles, cuz i was pickin strange places to aim from (MR: man, i bet u 50 bucks u wont jump out the window shady) pay me
(Madd Rapper) psych, no way fucked up in the head shot my girl and my sister cuz i cought 'um in bed im a crazy mothafucka might shoot me a fed or i just might start a fist fight instead see as far as the dough go i go loco, see me pumpin gas at your local sanoco stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa jump turn styles, then run from po po
Chorus 2x Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy Fuck wild ho's a bust slugs, we crazy Madd rapper is crazy, slim shady is CRAZY!
(Madd rapper) yo yo, i wish id been aborted my pockets got a shortage everything i wanna floss i cant afford it im tryin to sell a ? my pops tryin to snort it my daughter's babysitter is about to be deported im mad cuz i still stand in line for clubs mad cuz my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (GOD DAMNIT SPIKE!) feelin kinda crazy now, i just might flip out slim shady gave me shroomz and i might trip out, like... fuck that slim keep that for yourself you a crazy white dude and u need some help
(Eminem) I got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous home what would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone im straight vicious i hit u with plates & dishes leave u 8 stitches, what im gay cuz i hate bitches? slut, dont be nice to me, ive had it with girls and id still be mad at the world, even if it apoligized to me(sorry) youre hearin the last thoughts of a man about to blow his fuckin brains out fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse spread out on a blood stained couch in front of his kids that he just killed in the same house im sicker than Boy George picturin Michael Jackson in a little boys drawer shoppin at toy stores shady said it shady mean it i stay demented, ill throw a stroller at u, with a baby in it go ahead pull the plug, think i wont smack you i just dropped a fuckin pill mom, dont vaccuum!