Phone ringing in the background [Secretary]

Mr. Berman? [Steve Berman]

What?! [Secretary]

We have Eminem here to see you

[Steve Berman](Eminem) About fuckin' time! Send him in

(Steve! Good to see ya man) Look who decided to show his face!

I hope you've had fun in the last 4 years.

(Look man, I apologize again for)

For shooting me?!

Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?

(Again, it was a mistake)

(A terrible mist- are you wearing a bulletproof vest?)

And then you go and you do what?

Hide out?

Stay in Detroit from us 5 years

While the music industry melts the fuck down?

Do you know how many people lost their jobs

because of your fuckin vacation?

(Well that's actually why I'm here,

I was gonna, put out some new music

and I wanted to play it for you, and get your opinion)

Do I really need to hear it?

Let me guess, another album about poor me,

I'm so famous that it's ruined my rich little life,

And I'm such a tortured artist.

Let me make music about it and my tragic love life,

Am I on to something here?

(Come on man it's not like that yo-)

You know what? Just hand the fuckin thing over

I'm done talkin to you.

Think you can just come and go as you please.

Big selfish superstar

(Steve, I had a drug problem)

Oh poor me, I had a drug problem.

Who hasn't had a drug problem in this town?

You know what?

*cocks gun* (Hey! hey!)

Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out

(Woah, woah, woah. Jesus Christ man! )

(Alright alright here, fine) What's this shit?

Two CD's?

(That's what I've been tryin to tell you man, there's 2 albums)

Just get out! (Alright!)

Get the fuck out (Alright man, see you later)