{*Eminem making sounds*} Okay Guess who's back, back again Shady's back, tell a friend Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor, to the dance floor Now everyone report to the dance floor Alright stop! Pajama time
Come here little kiddies, on my lap Guess who's back with a brand new rap And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation Aah aah aah aah aah No worries, poppa's got a brand new bag of toys What else could I possibly do to make noise? I done touched on everything, but little boys That's not a stab at Michael That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho I go a little bit crazy sometimes I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes Good God, dip, do a little slide Bend down, touch your toes and just glide Up the center of the dance floor Like teepee from my bung hole in the school if you let one go Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it Give a little "poot poot", it's ok {*Fart sound*} Oops my cd just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip
CHORUS Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Whops I mean girl, girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it (Aah aah aah aah aah) Just lose it (Aah aah aah aah aah) Go crazy (Aah aah aah aah aah) Oh baby (Aah aah) Oh baby baby (Aah aah)
It's Friday and it's my day Used to party all the way to Sunday Maybe till Monday, I don't know what day Everyday's just a holiday Crusin' on the freeway Feelin' kinda breezy Get the top down, let my hair blow I don't know where I'm goin' All I know is when I get there someone's gonna "touch my body" Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk But I'm feel just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out (Eww) Now what's your name girl? What's your sign? [Dr. Dre] Man, you must be up out your mind [Eminem] Dre (aah aah) Beer goggles blind I'm just trying to unwind, now I'm
Chorus Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Whops I mean girl, girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it (Aah aah aah aah aah) Just lose it (Aah aah aah aah aah) Go crazy (Aah aah aah aah aah) Oh baby (Aah aah) Oh baby baby (Aah aah)
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up I'm in jail and I don't know what happened They say I was running butt naked down the street screaming... (Aah aah aah aah aah) Well I'm sorry, I don't remember All I know is this much I'm not guilty They said save it 'fore we catch you on tape Now an old lady, touch my body Now this is the part where the rap breaks down It's really intense, no one makes a sound Everything looks like it's "8 Mile" now The beat comes back and everybody lose yourself and snap back to reality look it's B Rabbit And you signed me up to battle? I'm a grown man Chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba I don't have any lines to go right here so Chuba chuba chuba fellas what? fellas what? Grab you left nut, make right one jealous what? Black girls, white girls, skinny girls fat girls, tall girls, small girls I'm calling all girls Everyone report to the dance floor It's your chance for a little romentor Butt squeezin' it's the season Just go... (aah aah aah aah) It's so appealing
Chorus Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Whops I mean girl, girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it (Aah aah aah aah aah) Just lose it (Aah aah aah aah aah) Go crazy (Aah aah aah aah aah) Oh baby (Aah aah) Oh baby baby (Aah aah)
MM touch my body MM touch my body Ooh boy just touch my body I mean girl just touch my body