First they're kissing in front of me
Then they're holding hands
Well I can stand the fact that I'm forgotten
I can't believe their cheek

'Cause I'm not missing him, I just don't like a show-off
And I'm not jealous, I just wish they'd go off
Why don't they fuck just fuck off and fade away
Na-na-now I'm gonna tell you all his secrets

Did you know about the time he couldn't wait
He should have gone back home and changed
his little shorties
Instead of sporting web-patched jeans for our first dates

Oh, honey
I could T E double L all your skeletons to walk right in
Tell us who you are and where you've been
Woah, you better watch your mouth
'Cause I'm director of the show
and I will break you as I go

So do it elsewhere and not in my face
Go to the movies, go back home, go to her place
'Cause it's not nice seeing kisses on another
You do not have to rub it in my God damn face

Oh, honey
I could T E double L all your skeletons to walk right in
Tell us who you are and where you've been
Woah, you better watch your mouth
'Cause I'm director of the show
and I will break you as I go
Break you as I go
Break you as I, break, break, break you
Break you as I go

Oh, honey
I could T E double L all your skeletons to walk right in
Tell us who you are and where you've been
Woah, you better watch your mouth
'Cause I'm director of the show
and I will break you as I go
Break you as I go
Break you, break you
I'll break you as I go
Break you, yea-ea-ea

Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Break you as I go
Break you as I go
Break you, break you
Break you as I go

Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could