So I got a text the other day
And he was like

Hey, heard your song on Spotify
Love the new direction and the track is tight
But I had a small note about that one line
Am I supposed to be the guy with tattoos on his thighs?
And I'm like: Yes, that's you
Hate to be rude
But you're the worst
And I wrote it about you
I saw him typing, then the bubble went away
Then he hit me back, Oh cool, well anyway

You wanna be friends?
Well isn't that nice, isn't that cute?
I can watch you play pretend
But no offensе

But you're an ass-kisser
Eighth grader
Writе your notes on graph paper
Loud neighbor
Line cutter
God, you're such a motherfucker
And you wonder why I don't call back?
You are bad, but
Not like that
You're a puppy hater, gold-digger
Emmy losin' actor, dick rider, gaslighter
Start a bunch of house fires
And you wonder why I don't call back?
You are bad, but
Not like that

Hey, did you block me on Instagram?
And I'm like, Yeah
'Cause you're the type of guy to push
your grandma down the stairs
Steal her money and leave her there

You wanna be friends?
Well isn't that nice, isn't that cute?
I can watch you play pretend
But in the end

But you're an ass-kisser
Eighth grader
Write your notes on graph paper
Loud neighbor
Line cutter
God, you're such a motherfucker
And you wonder why I don't call back?
You are bad, but
Not like that
You're a puppy hater, gold-digger
Emmy losin' actor, dick rider, gaslighter
Start a bunch of house fires
And you wonder why I don't call back?
You are bad, but
Not like that

La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la
No grandmas were harmed in the making of this song
Except his