Hey, partner, why you so upset?

Forgot your umbrella, you got pretty wet

You don't have to take it out on me

I didn't do anything wrong

I guess God just gave you a fuse that ain't too long

I wish the world was just a beautiful place

A generous smile upon each and every face

Good-hearted people sharing all the riches

But the world's chock-full of dum-dums and little bitches

Hey, mister, why do you care

What I do with myself? Do you think that's fair

If I'm not hurting no one, to tell me how to be?

I should have the right to be free

I wish the world was just a beautiful place

A generous smile upon each and every face

They could help each other navigate life's glitches

But the world's chock-full of dum-dums and little bitches

I wish the world was just a beautiful place

A generous smile upon each and every face

One leg at a time, we all put on our britches

But the world's chock-full of dum-dums and little bitches

Yeah, the world's chock-full of dum-dums and little bitches