He's a sucker, I'm his gal
We both have a bad habit
We get the same share
And we don't go out anywhere
'cos everytime we do it's such a downer
Everywhere we go it's such a drag

There are sweet lies
Way out there
But we don't feel like joining
We don't really care
We don't go out anyway
'cos everytime we leave it's such a downer
Everywhere we go it's such a drag

Modern pleasure is all we ever have
Pleasure is all we need to get

He's a scheemer, I'm his plan
We both hate the same places
But we love the same band
But we don't go out anywhere
'cos everytime we leave it's such a downer
Everywhere we go it's such a drag

Modern pleasure is all we ever have
Pleasure is all we need to get

He's a sucker, I'm his gal
Yeah, I'm his gal