[Hugo:]
Paris, the city of lovers
Is glowing this evening
True, that's because it's on fire
But still, there's "l'amour"
Somewhere out there in the night
Her Heart is also alight
And I know the guy she just might
Be burning for

A guy like you
She's never known, kid
A guy like you
A girl does not meet ev'ry day
You've got a look
That's all your own, kid
Could there be two?

[Victor and Laverne:]
Like you?
All Three
No way!

[Hugo:]
Those other guys
That she could dangle
All look the same
From ev'ry boring point of view
You're a surprise
From ev'ry angle
Mon Dieu above
She's gotta love
A guy like you

[Victor:]
A guy like you
Gets extra credit
Because it's true
You've got a certain some thing more

[Hugo:] You're aces, kid

[Laverne:]
You see that face
You don't forget it
Victor and Laverne
Want something new?

[Hugo:] That's you

[All Three:] For sure!

[Laverne:]
We all have gaped
At some Adonis

[Victor:]
But then we crave a meal
More nourishing to chew

[Hugo:]
And since you've shaped
Like a croissant is

[All Three:]
No question of
She's gotta love
A guy like you!

[Laverne:]
Call me a hopeless romatic
But Quasi, I feel it

[Victor:]
She wants you so
Any moment she'll walk through that door

[All Three:] For...

[Hugo:] A guy so swell

[Victor and Laverne:] A guy like you

[Hugo:]
With all you bring her-

[Victor and Laverne:] I tell you Quasi-

[Hugo:]
-A fool could tell

[Victor and Laverne:] -There never was

[Hugo:]
-It's why she fell

[Victor and Laverne:] -Another, was he?

[Hugo:] For you-know-who

[Victor and Laverne:]
From king to serf
To the bourgeoisie

[Hugo:] You ring the bell

[Victor and Laverne:]
They're all a second-stringer

[All Three:]
You're the bell ringer!
When she wants oo-la-la
Then she wants you la-la
She will discover, guy
You're one heckuva guy
Who wouldn't love a guy
Like you?

[Hugo:]
You got a lot
The rest have not
So she's gotta love
A guy like you!