Yo', listen up, have a howler from Ron
'Naked Mole Rap' is the name of the song. (Word!)
Here's a story in all it's glory
Ain't hidin' nothin', don't know what the truth is how Ron met Rufus
Never heard a cat bark
Never heard a puppy purr
My dad's allergic to every kind of fur
So I surfed for hairless pets on the internet
Saw a jpeg of a pink thing
Gonna need sunscreen!

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Uh huh! What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Hey, wait, I can't hear the girls sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

I heard'a Smartie Mart was havin' a sale on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail
(That's me!)
It seemed to be this good be a solution
The perfect pet for my dad's sensitive constitution!
So the manager came to open the cage
He said, "You know this pet's hairless? "
I said, "I couldn't care less! "
Handed him to me, said, "Be careful don't drop it, and do you want this cage? "
"No, i'll keep him in my pocket! "
(Yay-hay!)

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Come on y'all, let the girls sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
(Oh yeah!)
What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Gonna buy me some bling-bling!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

(... Ooh, super freaky!)
Guitar baby! Uh! What are we missin' here?
(Rufus, the naked mole rat!)

Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Look at the camera, say, "Cheese! "
(Cheese!)
Smile for the camera say, "Cheese! "
Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Look at the camera, say, "Cheese! "
(Cheese!)
I'd smile for the camera say, "Cheese! "

We've heard of Bueno Nacho, chimerito and a naco
Always grande size it. Why not? I'm buyin'!
Rufus in my pocket, you can't stop it, can't top it
Don't drop it, you might just pop it!
Rufus and Ron Stoppable with our best friend: Kim Possible
We're not afraid of any attack
I say "Yo, KP, we've got your back! "

(Hai-yah!)

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
What is that? Super freaky thing!
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Come on y'all, let those girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

Yeah! This ain't no, no freak-o!
Yeah that's right, it's the naked mole rap!
This ain't no, no disco!
Come on y'all, it's the naked mole rap!
This ain't no, no chico Shego!
Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap!
This ain't no, no wrong-o!
Come on y'all it's the naked mole rap
Listen to the naked mole rat!
(Muah! buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye...)