So, goin’ down the Amazon in a red brick boat, uh.
Lookin’ for some secret treasure—hot with malaria
And I’ve got that map upside-down
Well, north, south, east, west, “X” still marks that spot
And I’m so tired; and if I fell asleep, I might not ever wake up
Oh, yeah.
(Various “ooo”s and “oh”s)
So, goin’ down the Amazon in a light pink push-up bra, yeah
You won’t believe what I just saw:
A full amazing time, and I’ve got that map upside-down
Well, north, south, east, west, “X” still marks that spot
And I feel like Young MC; and if I fell asleep, I might not ever wake up
Oh, god.
(Various “ooo”s and “oh”s)
A! E! I! O! U! And sometimes Y. (Yeah! Woo! Yeah!)
A! E! I! O! U! And sometimes Y. (Yeah! Woo! Yeah!)
Why? Because people like you! (Don’t like you.)
So, goin’ down the Amazon in a light green ’57 Chevy, uh.
Well, you think that’s, um, kind of heavy?
You should read my poetry
And I’ve been known to read it out loud
(Various “ooo”s and “oh”s)