I love Katy, Katy loves me
Or so she did before we got married that day
The sun was shining, red roses
lying on the steps behind us
Quite a scene
But then it happened for the first time
and has been ever since then, Oh yeah
Oh my God, oh my good Lord
I keep on changing her name

And when I tried to disguise it, listen
for me they sound about the same
But man, the woman got so pissed
she slapped me across the face again

She goes crazy, Katy, Katy yeah
I go crazy, Jennie, Jennie yeah
She goes crazy, Sally, Sally yeah
Suzie, Sally, Katy, Jenny, Lucy
are gonna drive me insane

I love Mary, Mary loves me
Or so she did before our last valentine's day
The night before I went out for a while
had a couple of beers
No big deal right?
But then I had the greatest new idea
gonna tell you my friend, Oh yeah
Oh my God, oh my good Lord
I got her name on my skin "and spelled it wrong! "

And when I tried to disguise it, listen
I had to cover up the thing
You know the woman got so pissed
she called me names she didn't mean

she's goes crazy, Mary, Mary yeah
I go crazy, Jennie, Jennie yeah
She goes crazy, Sally, Sally yeah
Shit like that just make me wonder
why they don't disappear

She goes crazy, Katy, Katy yeah
I go crazy, Jennie, Jennie yeah
She goes crazy, Sally, Sally yeah
Shit like that just make me wonder
why the devil girls just keep on
coming after someone like me