What do I say when I'm late and she knows it, too? I make up a dumb excuse. Is this time for real? Hey, what's the big deal? It was just a birthday, that's all. Been sent to jail without passing go. It's my last card and I forgot to call uno. So I climb and climb and won't stop 'till I reach the top. This ladder doesn't seem to end. Is this time for real? Hey what's the big deal? It was just a board game, that's all. Been sent to jail without passing go. It's my last card and I forgot to call uno.