Calling on the earth's core
(part of the mind)
We are human beings!

Calling on the earth's core
(part of the mind)
We are humans being!

What will we find, when we all will die?

[ziltoid]
Collective, this is commander ziltoid
The omniscient reporting

[collective]
Greetings, ziltoid
What is that strange creature?

[ziltoid]
Oh, this little thing!
Yes... they call it a 'poozer'

[collective]
From the planet titan?
You must take it back!

Calling on the earth's core
(part of the mind)
We are human beings!

Calling on the earth's core
(part of the mind)
We are humans being!

Where do we find the human soul?
All the searching leads to you!

(I've grown over, I roll over)
I crawl over my life of honour
All these children, entitled horrors

[narrator]
Meanwhile, far across the solar system
Queen blattaria, a war princess
And the mother of the poozers
Realizes one of her children has gone missing!

[blattaria]
Oh no... where is my poozer!

[narrator]
The plot thickens

(I am nowhere, I am no one
I am nowhere, I am no one)

[collective]
Commander, are you sure that the war
Princess does not suspect
It was you who abducted her poozer?

[ziltoid]
Oh yes, absolutely collective, indeed
You should have seen me
I was in and out like the wind! indeed
She shall never suspect a thing!

[collective]
We hope so, for your sake
We cannot risk intergalactic war with titan
Where is the poozer now?

[narrator]
Up to this point, ziltoid has had his back
Turned to the poozer
But he makes a break for it

[collective]
Quickly, ziltoid, show us the poozer!

[ziltoid]
Yes, of course, I've kept a very close eye
On him... err

(we are all in line
And we are all prepared to die)

[ziltoid]
Gadzooks! he's gone!

[narrator]
Through the cold abyss of space
The little poozer races home

[ziltoid]
Collective!
I'm sure that he was right here... computer!

[computer]
Commander?

[ziltoid]
Please tell me where the poozer is now

[computer]
Current location of the poozer
Directly through the wormhole

[ziltoid]
Hmm... well... poop

[narrator]
Through the wormhole
The poozer has arrived back on titan
He reports to his mother
The war princess, what he has seen
And that it was ziltoid who had abducted him!
Now the war princess is a beautiful
Vain, and rather grumpy creature
She lusts for power
And though she is the mother
Of countless poozers, her vanity has made her
Rather revolted by these "children" of hers
She is devious; and knows that she can
Utilize their blind love
And devotion to create a formidable army!
We see now her missing poozer
As it enters her chambers