[narrator]
Good evening, come in, come in
Sit close, we have a guest for you!
An alien, a creature
From the fourth dimension!

Welcome to the scene of creating
And absorbing your light!
Welcome to the freedom now
Creatively in your mind!
Welcome to the freedom see
Everybody's everybody

Now: everybody's free
To say anything to anybody
Everybody's free to say anything
You want to flow the cause!
Everybody's free to be anything
For everybody!

He's coming, he's coming, he's coming!

Ziltoid! ziltoid! ziltoid!

[ziltoid]
Indeed!

[chorus]
Ziltoid you're on the air!
Ziltoid you're on my show, solo!
Ziltoid you're on the air!
Ziltoid you're on my show, solo!

Ziltoid we're on the air! (let's do honesty)

[narrator]
Ladies and gentlemen
We take you now to a celebration currently in
Progress for the intergalactic celebration
Ziltoid the omniscient

Across the sky we see the universal
In the eye of all mankind!

[narrator] people of earth
The ziltoid show!