If the seeds that come
For me are protecting your lie
Why fight? just come towards with forces
Do it now!

I crawl around ivory thrones
And your wandering eye, your wandering eye
Your wandering eye, your

Oh, sing it loud!
Those wandering eyes are so weak, so sing it
Oh, sing it loud!
Ah! oh, no, you've gone away!

[ziltoid]
Fetid human, release me!

[captain spectacular]
Not so fast
We need to get a few things clear
We're going to need you to sign a truce
This is our lawyer

[lawyer]
Hello ziltoid, this contract between us
You agree to join forces with the humans (yes!)
You agree to not turn against the humans (yes!)
At the end of the day
Forthwith and without prejudice (yes!)
You relinquish your command
Over to captain spectacular (ok!)
Very good, sign here... here... and here

[ziltoid]
Okay! thank you very much
Do you mind if I use the bathroom
For a moment?

[captain spectacular]
Not at all

[ziltoid]
Yes, out in a jiffy!

[ziltoid]
Silly humans, they free me
Yet they do not know the depth of my evil
Yes, I have something in mind for them
And the war princess

[narrator]
Captain spectacular frees ziltoid
And an uneasy truce is born
The battle's about to begin
The war about to commence
Preparations for the alliance
Are now underway
Ziltoid and the human army
Get their collective poop in
A great big shiny group
The first order of business
Beat that war princess before
She begins stage three of her attack!
Ziltoid knows of something even more powerful!
Something so crazy and dangerous
No mere mortal dare utter the name
Of aloud unless they want their head
To explode into tiny bulbous shards
But for the sake of your listening
Pleasure and today's story
We're just going to call it
By the human translation
Herman the planet smasher

[captain spectacular]
Now, don't pull any fast ones
Ziltoid, you need to get
That weapon of yours down here
There's a lot riding on this trust
I've got in you. don't let me down!

[ziltoid]
Aye aye captain poopypants
Don't worry I shan't let you down
I'm on your side!

[narrator]
Ziltoid is keeping to himself
That he's only too aware
Of the great danger of dealing
With the planet smasher
And just what it might bring