Welcome boys and to the rock and roll high school 
Lesson #1 us where to put your tongue 
Lesson #2 is what you do with your tool 
And watch the fringe benefits come second to none! 

Graduates from the old rock and roll high school 
Pretend they're still rebellious with a video pose 
The uneducated spew some lame political view 
And the punks will look like hunks in their endorsement clothes! 

So hey, let's rock, and put out a little corporate schlock! 
To play, just get the call, then keep your eye on the friggin' ball 
'Cause that's all... that's all! 

Listen boys and girls to the rock and roll motto 
It's fun to spend your money, just take it from me 
And don't cry "foul" for us admitting this cash cow 
The "revolution" is a capitalist industry! 
So, hey, let's rock, and talk a little corporate talk! 
I say, you'll never fall, when your face is pressed against the wall! 

If what it takes to rock, is to suck a little corporate cock 
Well, hey everybody, we'll be the girls next door! 
If what it takes to score, is to be a corporate whore 
We're already there! 

(Mid section) Come on out to the Brüster spend-a-long 
Buy a T-shirt and it'll make you feel like you're part of an elite clique 
While directly paying for our advertising! 

Hey hey! We passed, now everyone can kiss our ass!!! 
And we'll appeal to a need 
Where one never used to be 

'Cause what it takes to rock is to suck some corporate cock 
So, hey everybody, we'll be the girls next door! 
And what it takes to score, is to be a corporate whore 
So, hey Borivoj, we'll be the girls next door! 
So, hey Monte Conner, we'll be the girls next door! 
So, hey Pepsi-Cola, we'll be the girls next door! 
So, hey Cliff Cultreri, we'll be the girls next door!!!