A cute little bunny with a family of his own 
Goes out one day to bring some supper home 
Then SMACK goes a semi as it smashes him dead 
Cracking open his furry bunny-rabbit head 
There was blood on the road, there was brains on the path 
Poor little bunny, half and half 
And as the heat of the sun dried the blood to his bones 
Poor little bunny ain't going home. 

Blood and guts, brains and noses 
Poor little bunny ain't got no toes-es 
Listen to me because I want a reaction 
All I ever find is a steaming little pile of 

ROAD KILL! 
Intestines on my tire 
DEAD MEAT! 
Do you want a rabbit's feet?
ROAD KILL! 
ROAD KILL! 


-Can you... pass the ketchup- 

Furry little squirrel, looking for some nuts 
-just hand me a napkin- 
And then a Hyundai hits it 
Spewing out his guts 
And the deer, if you could call it that, 
We found up on the rocks and PQQQUUICK! 
On the windshield goes Mr Fabby Fox 


Blood and guts, pus and boogers 
All I ever find are the mutilated cougars 
Listen to me because I want a reaction 
All I ever find is just a steaming little pile of 

ROAD KILL! 
Intestines on my tire 
DEAD MEAT! 
Do you want a rabbit's feet? 
ROAD KILL! 
ROAD KILL! 
ROAD KILL!