I know!
Raised before the sky bleeds
For we are, we are light!
I wallow... but I'm not sorry at all!

[narrator]
The planet smasher
A creature with a voice so powerful
One word can destroy galaxies, universes!
One utterance of the most powerful
Sonic force of anything
Anywhere can defeat blattaria!

Way out in space and far from home
Who's the maker? who's the man?
Who's the maker? who's the man?
It's your way out

Raise before the night bleeds
A man will come and be flown away
Come forth as the time needs
Free in the universe

[narrator]
Night, the infinite darkness
The death of a star
These things will all come to pass
Unless ziltoid and the humans are victorious

We're on our way... follow!
All gone astray? we fly!

[narrator]
Legend has spoken of the planet smasher
In hushed tones
The size of 50 elephants
A huge gaping maw baring rows
Of dagger-like teeth!
Claws that could tear a human
In half with a single, effortless swipe!
Eyes that burn like a hellish furnace!
Get a hold of yourselves, humans
And prepare. he. is. coming!

Coming to earth
Coming to earth, coming to earth
Coming to earth
Coming to earth, coming to earth
Coming to earth
Coming to earth, coming to earth
Coming to earth
Coming to earth, coming to earth

[narrator]
On the horizon
A looming shadow begins to appear
The planet smasher!

Coming to earth
Coming to earth, coming to earth
Coming to earth
Coming to earth, coming to earth
Coming to earth
Coming to earth, coming to earth
Coming to earth
Coming to earth, coming to earth

[narrator]
He has arrived!

[children:] he's so cute! haha!
[ziltoid:] no, no, no... he's terrifying!
[children:] no, no, no
Just look at him! ... he's so fuzzy!
[ziltoid:] no, seriously, don't provoke him!

[narrator]
Well, as it turns out
The planet smasher is just a little guy
Furry, and about the size of a football
And with the most adorable little toes
You could just eat them up!

[narrator]
The stage is set
The immensely powerful
Though admittedly cute
As a button planet smasher
Is wielded carefully by the humans
Ziltoid leads the army
And it has been decided that he will
Be given the weapon at the right moment
Ziltoid is the only one capable
Of summoning the smasher's mighty roar
But is even he strong enough?