Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
This show will wreck your evening,
Your whole life and your day.
Every single episode is nothing but dismay, so look away.
Look away, look away.

The Baudelaires new guardian is racked by fear and panic.
They end up in a boat that might as well be the Titanic.
With all the bunch of adults, 99% agree:
There must be something happier on screen for you to see

Just look away, look away.
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenince on the way.
Ask any stable person "Should I watch?"
And they will say: look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away