Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode is nothing but dismay
So look away, look away, look away

The Baudelaires are living with a man who who studies snakes
He's jolly and he's secretive and makes a few mistakes
Spoiler alert a villain comes to steal and murder
So if I were you I wouldn't watch one minute further

Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenince on the way
Ask any stable person "Should I watch? "
And they will say: look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away