Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode is nothing but dismay, so look away
Look away, look away

The lumber mill is where the Baudelaires are forced to work
The eye doctor is sinister, the owner is a jerk
They end up in a fiendish plot with logs and hypnotism
The very thought of watching should be met with scepticism

Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenince on the way
Ask any stable person "Should I watch? "
And they will say: look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away