Emphysema wheezer, or right in the middle of a seizure
... I'm gonna get some ... I'm gonna get some

Tee-totaling pinky, or big fat and stinky
... I'm gonna get some ... I'm gonna get some

Jail fine, or Ernest Borgnine
... I'm gonna get some ... I'm gonna get some

Sewed up with stitches, or you just shit yer britches
... I'm gonna get some ... I'm gonna get some

Well you might wear a badge, and you might wear an apron,
but I don't care 'cause yer gonna be takin'
...I'm gonna get some ...I'm gonna get some

Frozen white like a ghost, or burned up crispy like toast
...I'm gonna get some ...I'm gonna get some

Crusty 'n old like Mr. Whipple, or just weaned off the nipple
...I'm gonna get some ...I'm gonna get some

A little little little little red trike, or a big big big Harley bike,
I know you'll have somethin' that I like
...I'm gonna get some ...I'm gonna get some

You're a little baby squeaker, or a big jonesed-out tweeker
...I'm gonna get some ...I'm gonna get some